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Monday, October 16, 2006

OMG!


Hey....one of my co workers just told me he was going to report me for sexual harassment!!!

Can I help it if one of his rerooted plants in his office looks just like a penis??? I mean, I just call em as I see em! I just asked him how his "penis" plant was "coming" along, has it started "growing" yet. I realize how "hard" it is to reroot plants.


I mean "come" on now!!! I'm just showing someone I care. There's no need to report me for this, is there?

12 comments:

Michael C said...

Odat,
Oh, I can't find a single thing wrong that you might have said...I found about 4 things ;-)

Keep up the good work!!

Just D said...

I'd sack ya.

Lee said...

awwww...if he's so offended, tell him you're sorry...you didn't know he was gay!

or tell him your going to report him for sexual harassment because his sexual decorating is making your workplace too hostile. ;)

Odat said...

michael and just d,
thanks!!! I thought you guys were my friends!!! ;-)


Lee,
That's great!!! Yeah I think I'll use the gay thing! lol

Meloncutter said...

I would assume this is the classic example of the "dickweed"?

Later Yall....

Jenny said...

Well he does have a pretty "stiff" argument but he doesn't really have to be such a weenie about it.

Just D said...

LOL at Jenny's comment.

lastonehere said...

LMAO

ChiefMommy Owl said...

Tell him if he doesn't want to hear the penis comments, then take his phallic ficus home!

I don't thinks its sexual harassment - unless of course you grabbed his hiney when you said it.

Sara

PARLANCHEQ said...

Ha! One guy in my office has a phallic-like cactus that grew straight up then got to heavy (I guess) and kind of went 'limp.' Everyone is the office makes fun of it, but he is very proud of his limp phallic-symbol.

ShadowFalcon said...

Prehaps he's jelous of the plant and didn't want to be reminded of his flaws...

Odat said...

Limp phallis ficus!!!!! aha ha ha hahahahahah