I was once shat upon by a seagull when I was halfway across the Atlantic, literally in the middle of the ocean. Seagulls are not supposed to be out that far, unless he hitched a ride on the boat. He splatted me right on my cheek. For a long time, i thought that God hated me.
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Very, very funny. I think I met that dang pigeon once!!
Really cute.
I was once shat upon by a seagull when I was halfway across the Atlantic, literally in the middle of the ocean. Seagulls are not supposed to be out that far, unless he hitched a ride on the boat. He splatted me right on my cheek. For a long time, i thought that God hated me.
LMAO!!!
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