|Your Emoticon is Sad|
You're feeling a tad depressed right now. It will likely pass soon, but for now, you need some major cheering up!
Uh oh...must be from cabin fever!!! I just cheered myself up when I read this joke, so y'all don't have to worry about me. Hehe.
LITTLE BOY AT NUDE BEACH
A mother and father take their 6-year old son to a nude beach in
Miami. As the boy walks along the sand, he notices that many of
the women have boobs bigger than his mother's, so he goes back
to ask her why.
She tells her son, "The bigger they are, the sillier the lady is."
The boy, pleased with the answer, goes to play in the ocean but
returns to tell his mother that many of the men have larger things
than his dad does.
She replies, "The bigger THEY are, the dumber the man is."
Again satisfied with her answer, the boy goes back to the ocean to
Shortly thereafter, the boy returns again, and promptly tells his
"Daddy is talking to the silliest lady on the beach, and the longer
he talks, the dumber he gets."
5 Things I'm Grateful for Today:
1) Ability to be silly
2) Great cheeseburgers
3) Loving friends
4) Warm sunshine that melts snow
5) Clear starry nights